Would you like a Sausage Sandwich?

The Irishman asked, "Would you like a sausage sandwich?" What do you think I said?

I informed the Irishman that both the sausage and the bread were frozen. However, he assured me that there was no cause for concern. 

To thaw the bread, the Irishman resorted to a method he had been using since his childhood, positioning the slices vertically, allowing for optimal airflow. Once they toppled over, they were ready to be toasted.

As the frozen sausages sizzled in the pan, the first two slices of bread were toasting away, as cold Kerrygold butter waited to be generously slathered on.

Behold the beloved sausage sandwich, a culinary creation that holds a special place in the heart of any Irishman, particularly when he takes charge of the cooking process.

Fifteen minutes later two delicious sausage sandwiches appeared, I happily took the sandwich made with the cúilíns, (the ends of the loaf.)